One of the worst things I've ever done was get wasted at a family party. We had an all day bbq at my aunts house and I had my share of food and was drinking miller high lifes for a while then switched to bacardi razz and when that ran out my cousin went on a liquor run and bought two bottles of the cheapest run and vodka he could find. I had a few rums and coke and vodkas and crans then blacked out.
What I dont remember is that when my parents found me I was lying in the floor in the kitchen and couldn't get up so I had my dad, brother and mom carry me to their truck. (I weighed 180lbs, my brother weighed 110lbs mom weighed 105 and my dad weighed 230.) They get me home and while they were trying to get me out of the backseat, I fell out of the truck taking out my mom. Then they managed to carry me on to a couch where moments later I puked all over the couch the carpet and pretty much anything within the area of me.
When I wake up my dad tells me what happened then got taken to work. Parents cleaned up the floor and when i got home I had to wash the the couch and clean whatever puke was in the washer after everything else was cleaned.
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