University of California-Santa Barbara
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did you grow up on a farm, 'cause I just want to plow you. (first line can be changed to 'are you amish...' with the finish remaining the same)
did it hurt? (recipient answers 'what?/what are you talking about?') The fall from heaven.
(woman with big boobs or a really low-cut dress/shirt) got milk?
.... there's more where those came from..... can't say I've used any of these sober (6 beer minimum + desperation = these lines being said).
---> wanna have sex? (surprisingly, I read a statistic a couple years back that, if a guy directly asks a girl this in a cold opening, there is a 1 in 5 chance that this line will get a response of 'yes' in a party atmosphere... never had the balls to just walk up and ask though)
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