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What's the best pick-up line you've ever run across, whether it was used on you or if you just read it on the Internet?
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University of Texas at Austin
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Does that shake come with fries?
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That must be jelly because jam don't shake like that
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University of California-Santa Barbara
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I stick with my tried and true favorite: "You must be Amish, because I have the sudden urge to plow you." (Amish can be substituted for "farmer's daughter")
Lumberjack line: "You must be a lumberjack's daughter, because you give me wood."
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University of California-Santa Barbara
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just googled 'pick-up lines' to see what ones are floating around the internet... found this one, definitely my kind of style:
"POOF!... (what she says: 'What are you doing?')... I'm here, where are your other two wishes?"
in a non-classy situation: "Did you fart? Because you blew me away" or "If you were a booger, I'd pick you first"
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Plymouth State University
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Quoted Text What's the best pick-up line you've ever run across, whether it was used on you or if you just read it on the Internet?
Do you like subway?
Because you just gave me a footlong.
Hey, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice. Hi my name's Rutiger.
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I still love the clip in Back to School where Rodney Dangerfield asks the girl if she "Wants to make 14 dollars, the hard way." Classic.
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these lines are hilarious, I havent heard most of them, LOL
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Michigan State University
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the best one i've ever heard was
"your eyes are as blue as the water in my toilet bowl."
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Posted on
Jan 4, 2009 at 12:44am by
Carney
the best
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Central Michigan University
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"Are you wearing space pants? because your outta this world"
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I have never personally used it, but I have witnessed a friend try it:
"How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or Fertilized?"
Hahaha
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CUNY Borough of Manhattan Community College
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I used this one once... in my defense I was drunk.
"When I saw you I thought heaven must be missing an angel, I'm sure you ate him to get this big."
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