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What's the worst line you've ever been hit with in bed?
This can range from someone shouting a different partner's name, to making weird noises, to serenading you with Billy Joel lyrics...
One time I was sleeping with this dude and he started speaking in acronyms. All of a sudden he goes, "Oh man, we should totally do this again. NSA." And I'm like, "National Security Agency?"
Turns out he meant "No Strings Attached." I probably could've figured out, had I not been so distracted.
(This thread was inspired by this awesome flowchart - http://www.comicvsaudience.net/images/flow_sex.jpg)
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University of Akron Main Campus
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acronyms in bed... that's awful...
i don't think i've ever had a bad "in bed" experience... i had a guy tell me once that kissing me was like the titanic... haha. i was like "you mean that ship that sank and killed a bunch of people?" it was fucking weird and awful... lol.
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That sex flow chart was one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.
The bad side of the spectrum was especially entertaining, specifically the "I just pooped... a lot... on your dog." Haha!
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Western Washington University
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Posted on
Aug 27, 2008 at 3:29pm by
bethanyc
 NOTE: This message was edited by the author on Aug 27, 2008 at 3:29pm
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Carnegie Mellon University
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Posted on
Aug 27, 2008 at 6:21pm by
julian
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Posted on
Aug 27, 2008 at 6:58pm by
Corinna
I can't really say I've had any bad lines - once I was with this German guy (with an accent), and he said something I couldn't understand, I asked him to repeat himself, he did, I didn't understand... and it went on, for way to long....
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University of Akron Main Campus
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i couldn't get the flow chart to load earlier today, so i couldn't look at it until now... and hilarious... it reminds me of the inside joke that i have with my friends... you see, i do this really good dolphin noise, and all of my friends think it would be best integrated into my sex life lol.
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I think the wrong name or someone else's name in general just kills it. The fact that you know someone else is not concentrated on you (in a relationship or not/fuck buddy or not) just makes you feel so bad that you are not pleasing someone physically.
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University of Akron Main Campus
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Quoted Text I think the wrong name or someone else's name in general just kills it. The fact that you know someone else is not concentrated on you (in a relationship or not/fuck buddy or not) just makes you feel so bad that you are not pleasing someone physically.
what if it's like "oh shia!" or "oh mr. mcconaughey!" ?
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Quoted Text Quoted Text I think the wrong name or someone else's name in general just kills it. The fact that you know someone else is not concentrated on you (in a relationship or not/fuck buddy or not) just makes you feel so bad that you are not pleasing someone physically.
what if it's like "oh shia!" or "oh mr. mcconaughey!" ?
Ha ha it would still suck to a point! i would be like "Damn am I not hot enough for you to have to think of others. I will should you who Shia is!" lol
You know what else is bad. Over dramatic Growling. I had a partner who loved to growl, which doesn't bother me but when he did it was TO MUCH! I mean like...OVER THE TOP!
RRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
To the point I had to ask him to stop....
it was not cool
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University of Akron Main Campus
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Quoted Text Quoted Text Quoted Text I think the wrong name or someone else's name in general just kills it. The fact that you know someone else is not concentrated on you (in a relationship or not/fuck buddy or not) just makes you feel so bad that you are not pleasing someone physically.
what if it's like "oh shia!" or "oh mr. mcconaughey!" ?
Ha ha it would still suck to a point! i would be like "Damn am I not hot enough for you to have to think of others. I will should you who Shia is!" lol
You know what else is bad. Over dramatic Growling. I had a partner who loved to growl, which doesn't bother me but when he did it was TO MUCH! I mean like...OVER THE TOP!
RRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
To the point I had to ask him to stop....
it was not cool
growling would make me laugh hysterically.
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Texas State University-San Marcos
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Posted on
Sep 18, 2008 at 12:33pm by
Bolix
Her name was Nina :o...
Kim was her younger sister lololololol
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